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Quotable Quotes
"You don't know what pressure is until you've played for five dollars a hole with only two in your pocket." - Lee Trevino
"Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six and write down five." - Paul Harvey
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." - Mark Twain
"Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course, the space between your ears." - Bobby Jones
"My Wife always said she wanted to marry a millionaire. Well, she made me a millionaire. I used to be a multi-millionaire." - Chi Chi Rodriguez
"It's the most fun I've ever had with my clothes on." - Lee Trevino
Jokes
What are the four worst words you could hear during a game of golf? It's still your turn!
A golfer called one of the caddies and said, "I want a caddy who can count and keep the score. What's 3 and 4 and 5 come to?" "11 sir" said the caddy. "Good, you'll do perfectly."
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked,
"If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?" "No, I stopped drinking years ago," the bum said.
"Will you use it to gamble?" "I don't gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive."
"Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?" "Are you NUTS?! I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
The man said, "Well, I'm not going to give you two dollars. Instead, I'm going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The bum was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad."
The man replied, "That's OK. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up drinking, gambling, and golf."
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