First Truly Useful Golf Book - Includes the following chapters:

  1. How to properly line up your fourth putt.
  2. How to hit a Nike from the rough when you hit a Titleist off the tee.
  3. How to avoid the water when you lay 8 in the bunker.
  4. How to get more distance off the shank.  (bounce it off his head??!! - mr)
  5. When to give the ranger the finger.
  6. Using your shadow on the greens to maximize earnings.
  7. Crying & how to handle it.
  8. Proper excuses for drinking beer before 10 a.m.
  9. How to rationalize a 6-hour round.
  10. How to find that ball that everyone else saw go in the water.
  11. Why your wife doesn't care that you birdied the 5th.
  12. How to let a foursome play through your twosome without getting embarrassed.
  13. How to relax when you are hitting 3 off the tee.
  14. When to suggest major swing corrections to your opponent.
  15. God and the meaning of the birdie to bogey 3 putt.
  16. Re-gripping your ball retriever.